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Chief Menace Award

Chief Menace Award

$200 to ruin your closet + the winning tee free.

GRAND PRIZE

Certified Menace

Certified Menace

$50 in tees for being almost as unhinged.

2ND PRIZE

Original Offender

Original Offender

Your idea becomes a shirt. You get it free. Everyone else suffers.

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Option A: Weekend Warrior/Monday Corpse

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Option B: Walking Red Flag

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Option C: Chronically Online/Mentally Offline

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Vote on our next shirt drop, submit your own cursed tee idea, and you could win a $200 A or B Tees spree (plus free shirts). Enter in seconds, then do degenerate bonus actions for more chances to win.

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365

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End Date

04/19/2026

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